theblackship:

jaredpadaleckis:

ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up

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— Shared 4 months ago on February 05 with 80,409 notes via vworpsexual (Source)


consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

fuck

i’m
falling
down
all
these
stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry

— Shared 4 months ago on January 26 with 143,021 notes via theprincessinthetower (Source)


prisseusjackson:

these are just the ones off the top of my head

enjoy~



— Shared 4 months ago on January 24 with 4,982 notes via toraks (Source)






The most awkward hug in award show history 

— Shared 5 months ago on January 14 with 15,069 notes via mockingfire (Source)


wonderlandinmymind:

ilythg:

Finnick (Sam Claflin) tries to break Katniss’ (Jennifer Lawrence) concentration during training in this exclusive photo from the highly anticipated film. 

WHAT..OMFG..HELP…HELP

wonderlandinmymind:

ilythg:

Finnick (Sam Claflin) tries to break Katniss’ (Jennifer Lawrence) concentration during training in this exclusive photo from the highly anticipated film. 

WHAT..OMFG..HELP…HELP



How do you make holy water?

norsegodsandfallenangels:

godzilla23:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE

AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING

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— Shared 5 months ago on January 09 with 158,563 notes via tarantinosboyfriend (Source)


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